Quotes from the Oscar party I went to:
- "Side cleavage is the new front cleavage!"
- (While watching Counting Crows play "Accidentally in Love":) "This is the happiest song they've ever recorded. Most of the time they're, like, 'I slit my wrists in Baltimore and my girlfriend's a narcoleptic.'"
There were more, but they're a lot less funny sans context.
I should go to more Grinnelligentsia parties. It's pretty fun.
I also get the apparently-not-lived-in-Chicago-long-enounderwhelm on the Blue Line in the wrong direction.
Andrew flaccus, do you mean to tell me that your cookies already arrived? Yeah Priority Mail.