I've baked a lot of chocolate chip cookies in the past 72 hours. I ate some, and my roommates ate some, and people came over and ate some, and I brought a bunch to work and they all got eaten, and there are still a lot left. So here's the deal. I want to send cookies to people. However, you must send me something cool in return. Anything that you think is a fair trade for cookies is fair game.
The first three people who (1) post here claiming their cookies and (2) email me their addresses will receive a box of cookies. They are then on their honor to mail me something cool in return, in the amount of time they deem reasonable. Anyone who's reading this is eligible. If you don't come through on that last part, your only punishment will be negative karma...and perhaps some good old-fashioned public humiliation.