"sordid past" -- or is it a CS pun?

It's a pun, although not exactly a CS one. I'm riffing on the title of an old Onion article. It's a reference to the sometimes-true, sometimes-not-true-at-all idea that keeping a blog all these years has helped me to understand myself better.

I suppose I'm also using "sorted" in the sense of "polished and pulled together" -- as a self-effacing reference to the fact that, although I like to imagine I have a polished online presence, it's actually a big hairy mess.