Lindsey: Have you heard of "New Jersey style"?
Co-worker from New Jersey: Um, no. Do I want to know?
Lindsey: It's a synonym for "worse is better".
Co-worker from New Jersey: Ah!
Lindsey: And people are arguing about its notability on Wikipedia right now...so, as a New Jerseyan, you should go stand up for it. Or, um, New Jersey-ite. Or...what are people from New Jersey called?
Other co-worker: "Assholes", I believe.