"I can do this. I can put the Python in the C++ in the Python."
"...in the C++."
"No, that's it."
"...in the Python."
"No!"
"Ye of little faith."
"..."
"Also, I don't think we can be together anymore."
"Why not?!"
"C++? What's next, are you gonna get a BlackBerry and clip it to your belt?"
"You forget I got paid to write Java for two years."
"Yeah, you'll notice I didn't move in with you until after you quit."