This morning, Alex 
oniugnip got up early to work on stuff for the lab he's teaching. Eventually, I got up and found him in the kitchen, wearing pants and a heavy sweatshirt with the hood pulled up over his head and clutching his coffee cup for dear life.
Lindsey: You look cold!
Alex: It's really cold! Why is it so cold?
Lindsey: *checks the thermostat* It's a bone-chilling 71 degrees.
Alex: That's really cold!
It's still summer for another 21 days, by the way.
