Since I already have all the non-academic web presence I can deal with, and because a sprawling personal website is the last thing I need, I'm hoping to keep this to (1) a single page, and (2) relentlessly professional save for the tiny "elsewhere" link at the bottom for anyone who really wants to know.
I say this now so that you'll hold me to it. If I start sticking pictures of cats on there, please come to Bloomington and whack some sense into me. Thank you.
