Ginny gawm, on the subject of how weddings get people to spend lots of money:

I conclude that conservatives worried about the state of the economy really need to support same-sex marriage. Just imagine the boost if that extra 10% of the population were engaging in such promiscuous expenditure.

Best idea ever!

(Supposing that fully 10% of everybody is gay, I'm willing to bet that fewer than 100% of them want to get married. But, you know, we've all gotta make sacrifices, or, you know, the terr'ists win. If lots and lots of elaborate gay weddings is what it takes, then so be it!)