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Hate faucets [May. 1st, 2008|11:23 pm]
Lindsey Kuper

"You're so nice!"
"I don't know, man. How do you know there's not rage within? With me, it's just a matter of, you know, holding back the stream of hate."
"I don't believe you."
"No, really. It's not a highly pressurized stream of hate, but, you know, it's a faucet. It's turned off most of the time. I turn it on, the hate comes out. I'm not like, for instance, Paul. Paul is actually nice. If Paul turned on his hate faucet, nothing would come out."
"...That's a really kind and beautiful thing to say about someone."
"Goddammit. I can't even talk about my hate faucet without you telling me I'm nice."


[User Picture]From: stereotype441
2008-05-02 07:10 am (UTC)
Yeah, for me it's all love faucet all the time.


(ok, seriously, that is a really sweet thing to say. Thank you.)
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From: gorthx
2008-05-02 03:37 pm (UTC)
:snort: hee hee
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2008-05-02 05:53 pm (UTC)

running hot and cold

Hey, I didn't say I didn't have a love faucet too! My love faucet ain't never turned off. Baby.

(You're welcome.)
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From: ms_nico_blue
2008-05-02 06:02 pm (UTC)

Re: running hot and cold

come drink from my love faucet, baby
Wow, that's naughty
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[User Picture]From: keturn
2008-05-03 02:23 am (UTC)
I think we might have to add this to your OkC profile
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[User Picture]From: gawm
2008-05-02 01:38 pm (UTC)
That was hilarious.
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[User Picture]From: jes5199
2008-05-02 02:31 pm (UTC)
hate fauceteers unite!
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