Things that oniugnip has said in the last three days that have made me happy
"You're gonna destroy grad school."
"Let's get coffee."
"Let's go running."
"Let's go to Spain."
"Let's go to Berkeley and give John Searle a hard time."
"It's very important which Waffle House we go to."
"I want natural language processing to be this beautiful thing, and it ends up being just this glued-together collection of hacks, and the exercises in this book are things like 'Write a regex to match ways of writing different amounts of money', and I'm just, like, 'No.'"