This is a test of the Happy House Blogcast System.
This is only a test.
The blogcasters of your area in voluntary cooperation with federal, state and local authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an event.
If this had been an actual event, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions.
This station serves the Portland area.
This concludes this test of the Happy House Blogcast System.
*combination of the sine waves of 853 and 960 Hz*
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