"I need to make a [mumble mumble]-er."1
"You need to make a Bruce Schneier?"
"...Yes! A Bruce Schneier! I need to make a Bruce Schneier."
- It was another ten minutes before I could get Alex to tell me what it was that he had actually said, which, it turned out, was "part-of-speech tagger". It's not clear how I got Bruce Schneier from that.