Lindsey Kuper (lindseykuper) wrote,
Lindsey Kuper
lindseykuper

Actually, I think that some of those things in the fridge were pregnant...

I posted the following on our refrigerator door today:

Dear roomies,

Today (Tuesday, Nov. 14) I went through our fridge and threw away expired items. You may be interested to know what the expiration dates were, so here is a list:

  • tofu: Oct. 29
  • yogurt: Oct. 15
  • tomato sauce: Oct. 10
  • cheese: Sept. 27
  • TJ's green curry sauce: August
  • salmon cream cheese: Aug. 13
  • feta cheese: Aug. 11
  • tofu: June 6
  • eggs: May 29
  • hummus: April 4
  • eggs: March 16
  • and the winner *drumroll*: feta cheese, December '05.

If there is anything that I threw away that you were actually planning to use, please let me know and I will replace it. But seriously, guys, let's try to keep our fridge cleaner. I could have conceived a child, carried it to term, and had it be 6 weeks old during the time that some of this stuff was in our fridge.

With love,
your roomie,
Lindsey

A little too harsh?

Tags: nablopomo 2006
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