Hey, underwhelm. Hey, catechism. Hey, leadsynth and cerulicante. Ever wonder about those folks whose names are on the splash screen when you fire up Photoshop? Sure you do. You know you do. Especially if they're Seetharaman Narayanan.
It has been said that Seetharaman Narayanan has evolved to the point where he is more Lens Flare than man. He can bevel and emboss through the power of sheer thought. I heard one time he was walking down the street and some gang tried to mug him and he Unsharp Masked his hand and karate chopped one of the thugs in half, and then one of the other thugs attacked him and he Pinched that guy's head so hard it exploded and then after he Plastic Wrapped the rest of the thugs he disappeared in a burst of Difference Clouds.