I'm at the corner of 50th and Division. With 23 minutes until my bus is due, I fire up the Book of Power to see if there's an open wireless network around, even though I know there won't be.

Except...there is. And the name of the network is an extremely offensive phrase. So offensive, I'm not even going to type it. I didn't even want to click on it! It's like they're teasing you. Do you go ahead and use it, thus implicitly endorsing the offensiveness? Or do you refuse and thus let them win at their asinine game? It's a difficult decision...

...eh, not that difficult. Free wi-fi at the bus stop!