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Kuper's Index [Mar. 5th, 2007|07:39 pm]
Lindsey Kuper

Days I've lived at Happy House: 23
Number of dinner parties I have held since moving into Happy House: 2
Number of times I've ordered pizza since moving into Happy House: 2
Minimum demonstrated number of 13-inch pizzas I can fit into my bag: 1
Number of times I have accidentally locked Chuan-kai out of the bathroom: 3
Number of times I have whacked Indigo indy1725 in the nose with my elbow while we were sleeping because I dreamed he told me to roll over: 1
Number of 8-bit Tarot cards Indigo has designed: 40
Number of episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that Indigo and I have watched: 36
Number of miles I ran last week: 14
Number of miles I ran in 60 minutes last night without any water or breaks: 6
Number of encores the Mountain Goats played last night: 2
Percentage of Mountain Goats and/or John Darnielle concerts I have attended since moving to Portland at which Michael jonatthebar has been present: 100
Number of Mountain Goats song titles that I have learned the meaning of from reading the endnotes to Infinite Jest: 1
Time, in months, that it took for me to get my own Subversion and VPN accounts at work instead of using someone else's: 8
Time, in days, that it took Jesse jes5199: 4
Number of Google job interviews that Alex oniugnip has had: 8
Total number of job interviews that I've probably had in my entire life: 8
Number of computers that my job has bought for me: 2
Number that I've taken out of the box yet: 1
Number of months I spent in 2006 as a freelancer: 6
Rank of 2006 among years for which I have been terrified to do my taxes: 1
Number of 88-key weighted keyboard instruments per capita at Happy House: 1.3
Number of "Christmas presents" received from Maya leadsynth since the beginning of March: 2
Number of said presents that were a 3-DVD set of the best of DuckTales: 1
Percentage of my entire DVD collection that has been purchased for me by Maya: 100
Minimum number of times that Paul stereotype441 and Monica keystricken went for bubble tea during Monica's first 24 hours in Portland: 2

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[User Picture]From: glowing_fish
2007-03-06 03:47 am (UTC)
Which song title, and which endnote?

Let me guess...

Blood Sister: One Tough Nun?
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[User Picture]From: glowing_fish
2007-03-06 03:47 am (UTC)
That is the first reference that popped into my head, and I imagined it would be an awesome song title.
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[User Picture]From: glowing_fish
2007-03-06 03:56 am (UTC)
There is a song called "Dilaudid"--which I imagine has to be mentioned in the end notes to infinite jest, but is not specific to infinite jest as such
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2007-03-06 04:08 am (UTC)

Ding ding ding!

We have a winner.
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[User Picture]From: glowing_fish
2007-03-06 04:50 am (UTC)

Re: Ding ding ding!

I like the explanation of how opiates felt, how it was like floating in the middle of a perfect sphere of warmth, with perfect symmetry all around.

Which is how DXM could sometimes feel, besides alongside the symmetry, there was this little stutter where my symmetry was broken.
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[User Picture]From: oniugnip
2007-03-06 03:53 am (UTC)
Life is good :) When DuckTales is involved especially!
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2007-03-06 04:08 am (UTC)
Indubitably.
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[User Picture]From: phthoggos
2007-03-06 04:02 am (UTC)
I know keystricken! But I suppose it's unlikely that you could avoid Reedies completely, being twentysomething and living in Portland...
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2007-03-06 04:11 am (UTC)
I know you do! The first time I met her, we talked about you, because you were the only other person I could think of who went to Reed.

Percentage of Reedies I know who have red hair: 100.
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[User Picture]From: phthoggos
2007-03-06 04:45 am (UTC)
Also, I volunteered for Indy at the Stumptown Fest and I had no idea you two were shacking up!
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[User Picture]From: glowing_fish
2007-03-06 04:49 am (UTC)
Do we have to use such loaded terms as "shacking up", when we could use something simpler such as "shamelessly living in sin and turpitude"?
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[User Picture]From: anonamyst
2007-03-06 08:08 am (UTC)
maybe
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2007-03-09 03:55 pm (UTC)
Well, "shacking up" would imply living together. (Right? I'm not sure what the kids say these days...)
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2007-03-09 03:54 pm (UTC)
Oops! I didn't know you were a Reedie too!

Well, obviously you need to dye your hair!
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[User Picture]From: purebugbeauty
2007-03-06 05:35 pm (UTC)
i just started watching buffy from the beginning. i was going to wait until summer, when i had more time and fewer papers about german philosophy to write, but i think stress won out. voila! 2/3 of season one done in a single afternoon.
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2007-03-07 04:43 pm (UTC)
You could always write a paper comparing Kant to Buffy.
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[User Picture]From: purebugbeauty
2007-03-07 04:51 pm (UTC)
a customer review did give it 3/5 stakes!
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[User Picture]From: leadsynth
2007-03-07 02:28 am (UTC)
I would like to point out that none of the DVDs I have purchased for lindseykuper were Buffy or Buffy-related.
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2007-03-07 04:09 am (UTC)
More's the pity.
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[User Picture]From: keystricken
2007-03-07 04:49 am (UTC)
I can quit whenever I want. :)
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[User Picture]From: leadsynth
2007-03-09 05:20 pm (UTC)
Minimum demonstrated number of 13-inch pizzas I can fit into my bag: 1

Hey! Wait a sec. "Minimum"? Does this mean that there is at least one pizza in your bag at all times?

There are at least zero pizzas in my bag at all times.
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[User Picture]From: lindseykuper
2007-03-09 10:33 pm (UTC)
Dude, we haven't gotten to temporal systems yet. Stop skipping ahead in the book.
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